Name: Nic Naitanui
Nickname: Nic Nat
Any pre-game superstitions or routines: Crouching before every CBD
A player from another team you would love to play with and why: Cyril Rioli – just a wizard
Best rule in footy and why: They’re all pretty good
And the worst and why: Sliding in to get the footy – taught to put your head over it as a kid
How many games of footy do you watch each weekend: Two or three
Your favourite TV football show and why: Front Bar – comical genius
Favourite commentator and why: Denis Commetti – the puns
Favourite meal the night before a game: Pasta
Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor: Hutchy
Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why: Hamish Brayshaw – wealth of unnecessary knowledge
Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto: Elliot Yeo
Favourite Netflix series: Last Chance U
Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify
Do you play Fortnite: Religiously
Favourite comedian: Dave Chapelle
Favourite animal and why: Shark – the fear it demands
Favourite section of the AFL Record: The kids bit. Keeps my nieces occupied post game
Your favourite possession: My family
Best gift you have received: Michael Jordan’s game worn sneakers
If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy: An island in Fiji
Your favourite holiday destination: Santorini
The most famous person you have met: Luke Shuey
The most famous person you would like to meet: Dale Thomas
Dream job if you weren’t a footballer: Selling coconuts on an island
Dream place to live in the world: Hawaii
What scares you: Jack Redden
What is the one talent you wish you had: Ability to fly