Name:  Tom Barrass

Nickname:  The Chaperone

Any pre-game superstitions or routines:  Drink plenty of water

Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field:  Darcy Cameron – kicking the sealer in 2013 colts flag.  Unbelievable.

A player from another team you would love to play with and why:  Darcy Cameron

Worst rule:  On the full.  Most affects me

How many games of footy do you watch each weekend:  One

Your favourite TV football show and why:  Not sure

Favourite commentator and why:  Brian

Favourite meal the night before a game:  Loaf of white as toast and a glass of olive oil

Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor Mark Hutchings

Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why: Hamish Brayshaw because he’s a genius

Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto:  Masto

Favourite Netflix series:  Doomdayz Boiz

Apple Music or Spotify:  Spotify

Do you play Fortnite:  No

Favourite comedian:  Dave Chapelle

Favourite animal and why:  Obviously an orca

Favourite section of the AFL Record 2018 Premiership section

Your favourite possession:  My handmade crochet needles

Best gift you have received:  My granddad’s fake eyeball

If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy:  A crispy new Sherrin

The most famous person you have met:  Nic Nat

The most famous person you would like to meet:  The Queen

Dream job if you weren’t a footballer:  Astronaut

Dream place to live in the world:  Amsterdam

The funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to you:  Don’t really find much stuff funny

What scares you:  Meeting Nadia’s family

What is the one talent you wish you had:  Wish I could sing