Name: Tom Barrass
Nickname: The Chaperone
Any pre-game superstitions or routines: Drink plenty of water
Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field: Darcy Cameron – kicking the sealer in 2013 colts flag. Unbelievable.
A player from another team you would love to play with and why: Darcy Cameron
Worst rule: On the full. Most affects me
How many games of footy do you watch each weekend: One
Your favourite TV football show and why: Not sure
Favourite commentator and why: Brian
Favourite meal the night before a game: Loaf of white as toast and a glass of olive oil
Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor: Mark Hutchings
Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why: Hamish Brayshaw because he’s a genius
Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto: Masto
Favourite Netflix series: Doomdayz Boiz
Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify
Do you play Fortnite: No
Favourite comedian: Dave Chapelle
Favourite animal and why: Obviously an orca
Favourite section of the AFL Record: 2018 Premiership section
Your favourite possession: My handmade crochet needles
Best gift you have received: My granddad’s fake eyeball
If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy: A crispy new Sherrin
The most famous person you have met: Nic Nat
The most famous person you would like to meet: The Queen
Dream job if you weren’t a footballer: Astronaut
Dream place to live in the world: Amsterdam
The funniest/weirdest thing that has happened to you: Don’t really find much stuff funny
What scares you: Meeting Nadia’s family
What is the one talent you wish you had: Wish I could sing